Jab Main Bani Love Guru – Episode 10

Jab se Saurabh se pata chala ki mera chudte hue pakde jana mere pati ka plan tha aur Suman ne usme uska saath diya tha, main gusse se bhar chuki thi.

Par ye sach jaanne me mujhe kaafi der ho gayi thi. Is ek saal ke gap me main aur Ashok couple exchange ke event me ja chuke the. Meri aage ki kahaniyo me jaaniye ki hamara ye partner exchange ka experiment kya kya rang dikhta hain.

Mujhe bahut dukh hua ki couple exchange me mujh par jo kuchh bhi bita uske jimmedar Ashok aur Suman hain.

Ashok par to mera waise bhi bharosa nahi tha, par Suman! Maine uske liye kya nahi kiya aur usne mujhe hi dhokha de diya. Wo to meri bhi guru nikli, mujhe hi double cross kar diya.

Gussa to mujhe bahut aaya, aur soch liya jis din mujhe Suman milegi us se main gin kar badla lungi. Pati par bhi gussa tha, par unka main kya bigaad lungi. Unko mujhse jo faayda uthhana to uthha hi chuke the. Unka kuchh bura karungi to meri hi zindagi me aag lagegi.

Mujhe lagta tha ki main Suman ki loveguru hoon. Par maine to sirf Suman ko achchha dikhaane me help ki thi. Uski sharirik jarurat ka loveguru to Ashok nikla, jisne meri peethh peeche Suman ki help ki thi. Usi ahsaan ke badle Suman ne Ashok ki help ki thi mujhe fasaane me.

Maine Ashok ko is baare me kuchh nahi bataya ki mujhe uski chaal pata chal gayi thi. Ab usko bataane ka koi faayda bhi nahi tha. Main usko jarurat padne par hi batana chahti thi. Hum wapis ghar to aa gaye par main bahut nirash thi. Mujhe Suman ko sabak sikhana tha ki asli guru kaun hain.

Mujhe jald hi mauka mil gaya. 2 mahine baad hi Suman ki bua ne bataya ki Suman ki shaadi hone wali hain. Phir Suman ne shaadi ka card bhi bheja, mujhe specially invite kiya tha kyu ki uske jeevan me aaye badlaav me mera bahut bada haath tha.

Waise dekha jaye to mere jeevan me jo badlaav aaya tha usme Suman ka bhi haath tha. Uski vajah se main ek galat raaste par jaane ke lye majbur ho gayi thi. Mujhe rah rah kar wo samay yaad aa raha tha jab mere pati ne mujhe Saurabh ke saath chudte hue range haatho pakda tha.

Maine ab thhaan liya ki main Suman se badla lekar rahungi. Suman ki vajah se mere pati ne mujhe range haathon pakda tha, ab main bhi usko chudte hue uske naye pati se range haathon pakadwaungi.

Magar main Suman ki zindagi to kharab nahi karna chahti thi. Us se badla lene ke chakakr me kahi uski shaadi khatre me naa padh jaye.

Main nahi chahti thi ki mere kaaran uske ghar wale bhi badnaam ho jaye aur dulhe ke ghar wale bhi pareshan ho, aur unko nuksaan ho.

Mujhe koi aesa tarika lagana tha ki saanp bhi mar jaye aur laathhi bhi na toote. Suman ka bhi mujhe phone aaya ki wo chahati thi ki main uski kuchh shopping me help karu aur shaadi se pahle hi uske ghar pahuch jau. Main jitni jaankari ho sakti thi juta rahi thi.

Suman se pata chala ki uske hone hone wala pati ne medical ki padhai ki hain aur abhi abhi practice shuru ki hain. Maine apne master plan par kaam karna shuru kar diya.

Suman ki koi saheli to thi nahi, to usne mujhe khaas taur se bola ki mujhe puri shaadi ke dauran uske saath hi rahna hain. Wo to mujhe 2 din jaldi aane ko bol rahi thi par mujhe apne plan ko bhi full proof karna tha.

Uski shaadi wale din dopahar ko main uske ghar pahuchi. Mujhe dekh wo bahut khush hui. Uski zindagi ka itna important mauka tha aur wo apne look aur kapdo ko lekar thoda confuse thi.

Man hi man me maine bhi socha, mere aane se ye jitna khush hain utna hi dukhi main use apne jaane se pahle karke jaungi.

Suman apne ghar me akeli ladki thi, to uske pita ne ladke ko achchha khasa dahej bhi dene ka intejaam kiya tha. Waise to Suman ab kaafi achchhi dikhne lagi thi par phir bhi dulha chahta to apne jaisi koi doctor dhoondh sakta tha. Shayad use bhi dahej ka laalach mil gaya tha ya koi ladki nahi mili hogi.

Suman ne ladke ka photo dikhaya to kuchh maamla samajh me aaya. Ladka dikhne me saadhaaran tha.

Suman ne bhi socha ladka doctor hain to future safe hain. Ab sab kuchh looks me to nahi hota. Suman sadharan ladkiyo se thoda achchhi dikhti thi to ladke ko bhi koi problem nahi hui hogi haa karne me.

Ladke ko dekhte hi main samajh gayi ki ye mera aasan shikar hona chahiye. Suman se baat karke pata chala ki ab wo job karne lagi thi par uska in maamlo me knowledge abhi bhi utna nahi tha.

Shaadi ka program kuchh is tarah tha ki shaam ko baarat aayegi aur swaagat ke baad varmala aur kuchh dusri rasme puri ki jayegi. Aadhi raat hote hote shadi puri ho chuki hogi. Magar vidayi ka program agli subah hona tha.

Maine ye sab program pahle hi pata laga liya tha aur usi ke anusaar mera plan bhi tha. Unki shaadi ke baad se subah vidayi tak ke samay me mujhe apna kaam khatm karna tha.

Ek chij mujhe waha jaakar pata chali ki unke rivaj ke anusar dulha dulhan ko paav me ek dhaga pahnaya jata hain, jo ki dulhan ke sasural me pahuchane ke baad hi khola jata hain.

Jab tak ye dhaaga nahi khulta tab tak ladka ladki ki suhaagraat nahi ho sakti thi. Ye rivaaj ka main faayda uthhane wali thi.

Mujhe pata tha main bahut bada risk lene ja rahi thi. Thodi si bhi gadbad hui to main badi musibat me fans sakti thi. Maine dopahar se hi apne plan par kaam karna shuru kar diya tha. Maine Suman ke dimaag me baatein daalna shuru kar diya tha.

Main: “Suman tum khush to ho na is shaadi se?”

Suman(sharmaate hue): “haa bahut! aapki vajah se hi main aesa dikhne lagi hoon aur achchhe ladko ke rishte aane shuru huye”

Main: “Baaki sab theek hain na?”

Suman: “Matlab!”

Main: “Tumhare Doctor saahab to injection lekar tumhari surgery ke liye taiyar honge”

Suman: “kaisi surgery!”

Main: “Suhaagraat ki baat kar rahi hoon. Unhone to taiyari kar li hogi, tumhari taiyari kaisi rahi?”

Suman: “Iske liye bhi koi taiyari karni padi hain kya?”

Main: “Ab ye mat kahna ki tumne koi taiyari nahi ki hain abhi tak”

Suman: “Mujhe kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha hain!”

Main: “Achchha ye batao tumahara aur dulhe ke beech abhi tak kuchh hua ki nahi!”

Suman: “Wo to dusre shahar ka hain, bas sagai par mile the, phir phone par baatein hoti hain”

Main:”Dulhe ke suhaagraat ko lekar kitne armaan honge aur tum uske armaano par paani fer dogi to! Pata chala tum karwa hi nahi paayi ya bahut jaldi jhad gayi to usko pura maja kaise aayega!”

Suman: “Us din aapne aur Ashok ne sab kuchh sikhaya to tha”

Main: “Us baat ko kitna time ho gaya hain pata hain! is beech tune kabhi nahi karaya”

Suman: “Mujhe to bas ek experience lena tha wo le liya. Ab mujhme confidence hain ki main Pawan ke saath karwa lungi”

Pawan uske hone wale husband ka naam tha.

Main: “Ek saal pahle tumne ek baar kiya aur uske dum par tum kah rahi ho ki tumhari suhaagraat ki taiyari puri ho gayi. Kam se kam shaadi ke 2-3 din pahle se taiyari karni padti hain, taaki sharir suhaagraat ke liye taiyar rahe aur bahut der tak maje le paaye”

Suman: “Par iske liye taiyari ki kya jarurat hain?”

Main: “Tum sach me bahut bholi ho. Tumne kabhi bachelor party ka naam suna hain?”

Suman: “Haa thoda bahut”

Main: “Ye dusri countries ka fashion hain. Ladkiyo ki party me ladko ko bulaaya jata hain jo unko maja dilata hain. Isi tarah ladko ki party me kiraye par ladkiyo ko bula kar ladke maje lete hain. Is bahaane wo practice karte hain apni suhaagraat ki”

Suman: “Magar wo videsho me hota hain, hamare yaha to nahi hota!”

Main: “Aaj kal hone laga hain. Par hamare desh me to ye kaam khule khule me nahi hota na. To ladkiya dusre tarike apnati hain”

Suman: “Magar aapne to kaha tha ki shaadi ke pahle ladkiya nahi akrwati hain. Pahli baar apne pati se hi karwana chahiye”

Main: “Jo ladkiya shaadi ke pahle dusre mardo ke saath practice nahi karti, wo khud hi practice kar leti hain ya apni saheliyo ki help leti hain”

Suman: “Magar bina ladko ke practice kaise karte hain?”

Main: “Pahle to tool nahi hote the, tab ungli ya gharelu saamaan se kaam chalate the. Ab to market me tool aane lag gaye hain. Rubber ke lund milte hain baajaar me, jis se ladkiya practice kar leti hain”

Suman: “To main ab kya karu?”

Main: “Itna jaldi to wo tool milega nahi”

Suman: “Ungli se kar lete hain na”

Main: “Us se kuchh nahi hoga. Maine bataya na, 2-3 din tak practice karni padti hain. Ab tumhare paas ek hi tarika bacha hain”

Suman: “Kya?”

Main: “Kisi ladke ki help leni padegi. Tumhari najar me koi ladka hain. Kabhi tumhe ghurta ho, ya tumhe lagta hain tum me interested ho”

Suman: “Mujhe to aesa koi yaad nahi. Jo bhi hoga dekha jayega”

Main: “Tumhe apni shaadi successful karni hain ya bigaadni hain?”

Suman: “Magar me ab kya karu, aapne pahle bataya hota to achchha tha. Maine bola tha na aapko jaldi aane ke liye”

Main: “Tumhari Suhaagraat kab hain? uske pahle koi intejaam karna hoga”

Suman: “Wo to kal raat ko hogi. Par mujhe ye theek nahi lag raha. Shaadi to aaj hi hain. Itne mehmaan honge, ye theek nahi”

Main: “Mujh par bharosa hain na? Main sab sambhaal lungi. Tum bas apna man bana lo ki tumhe karna hain. 2-3 din naa sahi, ek baar practice kar lo to bhi faayda milega”

Suman: “Nahi rahne dete hain. Mujhe bahut dar lag raha hain”

Main: “Tumhe abhi dar lag raha hain to socho suhaagraat me kya hoga! Pahli raat agar pati khush nahi hoga to zindagi bhar wo baat man me rah jayegi. First impression is last impression”

Suman: “Baat to theek hain par ab kya kare?”

Main: “Shaadi me shaam ko itne log aayenge, koi na koi to mil hi jayega. Tum chinta mat karo, main hoon na.”

Suman: “Magar shaadi me kitne rishtedaar honge, ye sab kaise manage hoga?”

Main: “12 baje tak shaadi khatm ho jayegi, uske baad main kisi aur ke saath tumhari suhaagraat ka intejaam karwa dungi. Humein bas ek room ki jarurat hain jaha koi na aaye”

Suman: “Baarati sab community hall me thhahrenge. Waha bahut saare rooms bhi hain. Main papa ko bol kar hum dono ke liye ek alag room le lungi”

Main: “Phir to kaam ho gaya”

Suman: “Kuchh gadbad to nahi hogi na? Mere to haath pair kaamp rahe hain”

Main: “Us sab ki chinta ab mujh par chhod do. Chalo tumhe beauty parlour nahi jana. Main chalti hoon tumhare saath. Raaste me community hall bhi jakar aayenge taki location dekh le kaise plan karna hain”

Suman: “Achchha hua aap aa gayi, varna mera kya hota!”

Main: “Mujhe pata tha, tumhe ye sab salaah dene wala koi nahi hain. Ab main jo bolu wo karti rahna”

Maine community hall jaakar kamra pasand karwa liya aur aas paas ki jagah ke baare me bhi maalumaat kar li. Uske saath beauty parlour jaa kar uska dulhan wala makeup karwa liya.

Shaam hote hote uske saath saath main bhi taiyar thi. Maine ek lahanga pahna aur upar choli. Saath me ek dupatta bhi tha, jo ki choli se jhankte mere khule badan ko dhak raha tha.

Waise main jyada makeup lagati nahi, par us din jaruri tha, apne plan ko pura karne ke liye mujhe kisi ko impress jo karna tha.

Meri najre barabar us mard ko dhoondh rahi thi jo ki Suman ko chodne ke liye maan jaye aur mere anusar kaam kare. Dulhan side ke rishteedaaro me se to kisi ko le nahi sakti thi. Us se maamla bigad sakta tha. Mujhe intejar tha baarat ka, usi me se kisi ko pakadana tha.

Hum log community hall me the jaha shaadi ka program hona tha. Humne jaate hi apne choose kiye hue kamre par kabja kar chaabi apne paas rakh li thi. Kisi aur ko haamre kamre me aane bhi nahi diya tha.

Raat ko baraat bhi dhoom dhaam se aayi. Khidki se meri najre apne shikar ko dhoondh rahi thi. Baar baar man me dua kar rahi thi ki sab kuchh plan ke hisaab se ho jaye bas.

Main ab dulhan bani Suman ko lekar varmala ke liye le gayi. Stage par duhan ke saath khadi thi. Neeche se saare logo ka dhyaan dulhan me kam aur mujh par jyada tha.

Sab ko suman ne yahi bataya tha ki main uski saheli hoon. Bhale hi meri shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye the aur ek bachchha bhi tha par maine apne aap ko jis tarah maintain kiya tha sab logo ko ye galatfahmi thi ki main kunwari ladki hoon.

Suman ki bua ne bataya ki kuchh logo ne mere baare me puchhwaya bhi tha ki kiski ladki hain aur unke samaaj ki hoon ya nahi, unke ladke ke liye bahoo mujhme dhoondh rahe the.

Rasme dheere dheere aage badh rahi thi aur in sab ke beech dulhe ka dost Rocky lafangay wali harkat kar raha tha.

Waise to dulhe ke dost majaak karte hi hain, par wo majaak ki aad me mere saath kuchh jyada hi flirt kar raha tha. Usko bhi ye galatfahmi thi ki main dulhan ki kunwari saheli hoon.

Bahut der tak usko ignore kiya, phir gussa bhi aaya. Phir socha usko bata hi deti hu ki main shadishuda hu aur uski achchhe se khabar leti hoon.

Magar phir maine socha mujhe bhi Suman ko fasaane ke liye aese hi ladke ki talash thi jiska character thoda dheela ho. Uske baad maine uske flirt ka pyaar se reply karna shuru kar diya.

Usko pahle to ajeeb laag ki itni der maine kuchh response nahi diya aur ab achanak se us se pyaar se baat kar rahi thi. Phir usko galatfahmi hui ki main shayad usme interested hoo.

Kya main Rocky ko apne plan me shaamil kar paungi ye agle episode me jaane.

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