Sadhu Baba Ne Choda

Ye kahani hai Sandu baba ki, wo ek number ke chodu baba the. Vese to wo bhikh maang kar apni jindagi ji rahe the, par pata nahi unke pass aisa kya tha ki aksar wo ek nayi chut chod hi diya karte.

Baba ka vesh to ek dam sadharan aur desi tha, wo sadhuon ki ki tarah chola pehnte aur bas bhikhsha mangne nikal jaye. Na to unka koi ek thikana tha aur na hi unhone koi thikana banane ki koshish ki thi.

Unka kya naam tha ye to aaj tak koi na jaan paya, par sab unko Sadhu baba keh kar pukarte the. Wo aksar jab kabhi kisi shehar ki sadak ya kisi gaon ki gali se dobara gujarte, to aas pass ke logo ki thoda utsahit jarur kar dete.

Un logo me sabse jada matra to auraton ki hi hoti thi. Baba ne aaj tak pata nahi kitni auraton ke jiwab me kisi na kisi ki kami kam kiya tha.

Ek din somvaark ke din wo ek sadak se nikale ja rahe the. Wo ek highway tha aur aas pass kuchh bhi nahi tha. Tabhi ek jagah par kuch dukane thi jo sadak se thodi nichayi par bani hui thi.

Uske sath hi do ghar the, ek do to viran pada tha aur ek me lag raha tha ki log rehte hai. 3-4 dukane thi wo bhi viran thi aur band thi. Baba ko pyaas lagi to unhone us ghar se bhiksha mangne ki sochi.

Wo sadak se niche ki taraf hue aur use ghar ke gate khadka diya aur bhiksham deh ka vaak jor se gaaya. Jab ek baar me koi nahi aaya to unhone agli baar ek aur jor se vaak gaaya “bhiksham deh”.

Tabhi andar se ek kali se khubsurat aurat nikal kar bahar aa gayi. Wo dikhne me 24-25 saal ki thi aur ek dam patli si saadi pehne hue. Uske hath me ek aate se bhari katori thi. Usne gate khola aur baba ki taraf wo katori badha di.

Baba bole – Bachi baba ko pani ki bhiksha chahiye, ho sake to is pyaase ki pyaas bujha do.

Wo aurat mithe sawar me boli – Kyo nahi baba main abhi pani laati hui aap andar aa jaiye.

Fir wo andar gayi aur thanda pani lekar aayi aur baba ki pyaas ko us thande pani se shant kar diya. Baba ne use dua di aur uth kar us ghar se nikalne lage.

Tabhi wo boli – Baba kahi aap sadhu baba to nahi?

Baba mude aur bole – Haan bachi aksar mujhe log isi naam se pukarte hai.



Wo boli – Baba mera naam suman hai aur main apke baare me bahot suna hai ki aap auraton ke dukh dur kar dete hai?

Baba bole – Batao bachi kya dukh hai tumhe?

Suman – Baba meri shaadi ko 4 saal ho gaye par abhi tak koi aulaad nahi hui.

Unki baat sun baba muskuraye aur boli – Ye koi badi samsya nahi hai bachi main abhi tumhari samya ka samadha de deta hoon.

Baba foran jamin par bet gaye aur apni jholi se ek pudiya nikal kar sumak ke hatho me thama di. Suman ne foran use khol kar dekha to wo ek dam khali thi.

Suman ne herani se puchha – Par baba ye to khali hai?

Baba bole – Bachi abhi to ye khali kar vese hi jese teri kokk khali hai, par tu baba ko khush kar baba is aur teri kokh dono bhar denge.

Suman – Thik hai baba bataiye mujhe apke liye kya karna hoga, aap kese khush honge.

Baba – Bachi baba ke sath pati numa sambandh bana lo, baba tumhe apni patni samjh kar ye uphaar de denge.

Suman – Baba ye aap kya keh rahe hai.

Ye suman ke muh se nikala hi tha ki baba ne suman ki kalayi ko apne hath se pakad kar apni aur khich liya. Suman baba ke upar ja giri aur baba ne foran apne dusre hath se Suman ki chuchiyon par kabja kar liye aur use jor se daba diya.

Baba ke pal bhar ke parhar se hi suman jese lut put si ho gayi aur usne baba ke is parhar ke koi virosdh nahi kiya. Baba ne foran apne ek hath niche se sane me ghusa kar Suman ki chut ko tatola aur uske milte hi usne apne hath se ragad diya.

Suman ke muh se ek masti bhari siskari nikal gayi aur wo jese pal bhar me jannat ke dawaje par ja pahunchi. Lekin agle hi pal wo hosh me aayi aur usne baba ko ghar ke andar chalne ko kaha.

Baba uske pichhe pichhe ghar ke andar ja ghuse aur andar ghuste hu suman ka dhad pichhe se pakad kar dhoti me me chhupe apne vishal lund par ragad diya.

Suman bhi baba ke is saprsh se samjh gayi ki baba ka ashirvaad itna mitha nahi hone wala. Baba be foran apna chola nikal diya jiske andar wo ek dam nange the aur unka musla dha loda ek dam tan chuka tha.


Baba ke lode ko dekh sumak ka dil joro se dhadak gya, jab use hosh aaya to baba use adh nangi kar chuke the. Fir bada ne uske jism se ra aur panty bhi alag kar di aur use bed par sula kar uski chuchiyon ka sawad apne muh me lekar chakhne lage.

Suman ke muh se baba ke naam ki jese malaye japti sunayi padne lagi. Baba ne bhi suman ke dard ko samjh aur aage badh kar apne lode jo suman ki chut par sata diya.

Isse pehle ki saman kuch samjh pati, baba ke maha kaye loda suman ki chut ki diwarin ko chirta hua sidha uski bache daani par ja laga. Suman ke muh se kurah si nikal gayi aur bin pani ki machhli ki tarah til mila si uthi.

Par baba ne ka anubha shayad itna behtar tha, ki kuch hi palo me baba ke loda jese jese suman ki chut ke andar bahar hota. Suman ke muh se ahhhhhhh shhhhhhhh jesi mithi mithi siskariyna nikalti, jo suman ko mil rahe maje aur santushti ko beyan kar rahi thi.

Baba bhi apne loda puri jad tak suman ki chut me utaar dete to kabhi use pura bahar nikal dete. Wo dhakke ke sath jab loda andar karte to usman ki chut jese parkhache se ud jate.

Aaj tak suman ne itna achha sambhog kisi ke sath nahi kiya tha, jab baba ka loda uski chut me andar bahar ho raha tha, tab use pata chal raha tha ki sambhog aakhir kehte kise hai.

Kuchh min ki chudai ke doran suman ki chut kai baar bahar ke lund ko gila kar chuki thi. Par baba the ki dhna dhan suman ki chut pele ja rahe the. Par ye maja aakhir khatam hua aur baba lode ne kaamveg se bhare variye ki pichkariyan suman ki chut me marna shuru kar diya.

Aaj pehli baar suman ne kisi lode se apni chut me itna garam aur itna sara variye bharta mehsus kiya. Use mehsus karte karte wo ek bar fir se sarobar hokar jhad gayi.

Uske kuch pal baad sadhu baba apne libaj me wapis aa gaye. Lekin suman abhi bhi bed par usi dasha me padi thi. Baba ne pass ke table par padi wo khali pudiya uhayi aur suman ki chut ke niche fasa di, jisse suman ki chut se bahar nikalta baba ka bariye usme tapakne laga.


Baba suman ko dekh kar muskiraye aur bole “sobhagye wati bhav meri bachi, ja tari kalyaan avshye hoga” aur baba us ghar se nikal kar dobara yu hi sadko par ojhal ho gaye.

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